My "Key" to Spirit Communication

The Official Explanation

 

The extra sensory powers and ability for sporadic / limited communication with the spirits that I occasionally demonstrate via public performance, is enabled by a very special key. I found this key in my Uncle Abram’s collection of occult items.  According to his records, it belonged to a purportedly haunted house. The house has long since been lost to a fire. The key is all that remains...and perhaps certain memories from the home remain within the key.

 

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I have hypothesized that the key acts as a “collecting pole” of people’s relatively small extra sensory powers.  By collecting “a thousand small points of power”, the key combines them into a single strong point of power.  This single strong point enables one to "ride" the "extrasensory web" and open a channel to the spirit world.  It is sporadic, because sometimes one has less than “a thousand points of power” to draw from.  In other words, the cumulative power frequently varies -- not so much due to the number of participants taking part in my demonstrations, but due more to their ability to remain focused on their limited extra sensory powers.

 

I typically do not have the key on me except when demonstrating extra sensory effects and/or communication with the spirit world for a couple of reasons.  Firstly, I do not want to unintentionally receive the personal thoughts of others.  Sometimes the key fires extra powerfully (picking up energy from a particularly accomplished psychic?) and I may receive personal information, to which I should not have access.  Additionally, a side effect of the key is the sporadic disruption of television signals, cell phone signals, erasure of computer discs, etc..  This would raise havoc with other typical day-to-day activities.

 

 


 

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