Through a mystical ritual wherein the sitter transmits certain personal secrets into a virtual dimension, the sitter can receive an "apport" bearing the mark of The Haunted One®.
ap•port (a'pport) n. v. 1. Any object or substance brought into the seance room by apparently supernatural forces. 2. The transfer of an object or substance from one physical location to another without passing through normal space-time. 3. A seance-themed term employed by TheHauntedOne.com in a fanciful description for the on-line ordering of products.
Enter, if you dare, Apports from The Haunted One, an on-line store for The Haunted One® themed products.